Me So Stupid

[Verse 1]
I could have been a brain surgeon
I could have been a pharmacist
I gave a shot at radio revivalist
With the boss man I'd have never been missed

[Chorus]
Me so stupid[x3]
What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotient?

[Verse 2]
I could have built the Golden Gate Bridge
Or Einstein's nemesis
I could have been a derby jockey
But it's all come down to this

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I could have built Las Vegas
I could have built a drum sized Rolls Royce
I could have been President of the world
Could have had Ali on the ropes

[Bridge]
Could have had
Miss August, again
Could have had
Miss May, again
Could have had
Miss September, again
But I waited
Till December

[Chorus]
Me so stupid[x3]
What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotient?
That's so wrong