Me ‘n’ John Williams

"Hang on! Stop, stop, stop! Hang on, lads!
Hang on a minute, there's somebody at the door!"

[Door opens]

"Hello?"

"Hello. My name is John Williams
Have you heard of me?"

"Uh, yeah!"

"Would you mind awfully if I play along with you chaps?"

"Uhh, what do you think lads?"

[Bandmates muttering]

"Uh, yeah, great John, come in. Alright, John?"

"Yeah, OK."

[Guitar break]

"Whoa! Nice one John!"

[Guitar break]

"Oh! Very flash."

[Guitar break]

"Beautiful John!"

[Guitar break]

"I'll do this bit, John!"

"I think you better had!"

[Guitar break]

"Very Impressive!"

[Full-band instrumental section]

"Oh well, that certainly was an experience to remember!"

"Yeah! Mind blowing, John!"

"I-I'm-I'm lost for words!"

"Loved every minute of it John!"

"Hear, hear."

"You're amazing John!"

"And so are you! Ciao!"

"See ya John!"

"Pratt..."

"Yeach... Pots..."