Me & My Guitar

[Intro]
Mm-mm, mm
La di da di da di da-ah, da-ah

[Verse 1: sung, spoken]
Well, here I am, here's my song
Don't be afraid to sing along
These are the words I wrote for you
Do-do-do-do-do-do
And no, I have no clue what I'm saying
But yes, this is the song that I'm playing
I totally didn't write this song in September
'Cause if I did, the lyrics wouldn't be better!

[Chorus]
La di da di da di da-ah, da-ah
La di da di da di da-ah, da-ah
It's just me and my guitar on a stage, okay?

[Verse 2]
The grass is green and the sky is blue
Do you ever wonder, "What's this red button do?"
That was really random, there's a fly
Why, Mother Nature, WHY?!
This song is so fun to sing
And in my ear there is a ring
But not the kind you wear on your finger, no
It's the kind of ring that lingers! Oh...

[Chorus]
La di da di da di da-ah, da-ah
La di da di da di da-ah, da-ah
It's just me and my guitar on a stage, okay?

[Verse 3: spoken, sung]
I know this tune's getting old, but hey, it's fun
Wanna know what I do when there's a bee? I RUN
Yeah, I can see how those lines were unrelated, but
I'm sure my lyrics will leave you motivated
I'm running low on time, so I should say goodbye
Uhh... Line?

[Chorus: sung]
La di da di da di da-ah, da-ah
La di da di da di da-ah, da-ah
La di da di da di da-ah, da-ah, da-ah
That was me and my guitar on a stage, okay?