Me & My Bitch (Live From Philly)

[Intro: Puff Daddy, The Notorious B.I.G.]
Is Philly in the motherfucker?
Yo, what's up? You ready, son?
Clark Kent, one time
Uh (Woo)
Uh (Say what?)

[Verse 1: Notorious B.I.G., Puff Daddy]
When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick (Hands in the air)
You look so good, huh, I'll suck on your daddy's dick
I never felt that way in my life (That's right)
It didn't take long before I made you my wife
Got no rings and shit, just my main squeeze
Come into the crib, even had a set a keys (That's right)
During the days you helped me bag up my nickels (Come on)
In the process, I admit, I tricked a little
But you was my bitch, the one who'd never snitch (That's right)
Love me whеn I'm broke or when I'm filthy fuckin' rich
And I admit, when thе time is right, the wine is right
I'll treat you right, you talk slick, I'll beat you right

[Chorus: Puff Daddy, The Notorious B.I.G.]
Just me and my bitch (What?)
Just me and my bitch (What?)
Just me and my bitch, yeah
Just me and my bitch
Just me and my bitch, yeah
Just me and my bitch

[Interlude: Puff Daddy]
All the girls with the real hair, yeah
Just the girls with the real hair, yeah
Let me hear you say "Yeah"
Say "Hell yeah"

[Verse 2: The Notorious B.I.G., Puff Daddy]
Moonlight strolls with the hoes, oh no, that's not my steelo
I wanna bitch that like to play cee-lo, and craps
Packin' gats, in my Coach bag steamin' dime bags
A real bitch is all I want, all I ever had
With a bop just as strong as me
Totin' guns just as long as me, the bitch belongs with me (That's right)
Any plans with another bitch, my bitch'll spoil it (That's right)
One day, she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet (Yeah)
Throwin' my clothes out the windows, so when the wind blows
I see my Polos and Timbos
Hide my car keys so I can't leave
A real slick bitch, keep a trick up her sleeve
If I deceive, she won't take it lightly
She'll invite me, politely, to fight, G (Yeah)
And then we lie together, cry together
Swear to God I hope we fuckin' die together (Yeah)

[Chorus: Puff Daddy, The Notorious B.I.G.]
Just me and my bitch (What?)
It's just me and my bitch, side to side, y'all, come on
Just, just me and my bitch
I like that record, side to side
Just me and my bitch
Just me and my bitch, come on
Just me and my bitch

[Outro: Puff Daddy, The Notorious B.I.G., DJ Clark Kent]
Just, just me and my bitch
Just me and my bitch
Just me and my bitch
Just me and my bitch
Just you and bitch?
Yeah, no doubt, yo, the ladies is running this motherfucker, son
The ladies is running this motherfucker
Yo, look at all the real motherfuckin' niggas in this motherfucker
Where the niggas at? What's up?
Yo, yo, Puff, Puff, Puff, check this out
Yo, Biggie, this what y'all gotta do
I figure somebody got to be running something
So you take the bitches and you take the niggas
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold—I ain't taking no bitches, nigga
I'm taking the young ladies, nigga
The fuck you talkin' 'bout?
Alright, I'ma take the young ladies, we gon' see
Alright, I'll take the niggas
Yeah
The real thug niggas
I want the niggas, too, but I want the ladies
Whatever, let's see what's up
Drop that shit, nigga
Yeah
Come on, yeah
Come on