ME HINNY BUM

I need toile pa'
Maybe even bidet
Eiher way I'll have to chance
Because Me Heinie BUm is poopy

Shoulda knew the food was cheap
(FREE)
Now i can't clean my booty
(POO)
Who would do this me
(Me Heinie-)

Me-Heinie Bum poopy
(Me Heinie Bum
Me Heinie Bum is poopy
(Me Heinie-)

Man I swear I been wiping for ten minutes (Come on, man)
I mean, literally, what kind of shit is this
Something I ate that I guess just hit diffеrent
And came out so sticky nowl could mold bricks with it (Ewugh!)
So I'm legit fshitting bricks, likе on Twitch when Miskiv flips
But this isn't a sit' I needed to prove l'm sick with it (Ahh!)
Yes, I'm making a poopy flex. Who knows what I'm brewing next
Making a shitty song, but still keeping it Dookie Fresh (Me Heinie
Bum)

Not even loofa could get it - The peace of Buddha'd be threatened
(Me Heinie Bum)
Watch me try to scoop it up - t still be leaving streaks I reckon (Me
Heinie Bum)
Talk about cutting cheese, I just shredded a stinky weapon (Me
Heinie Bum)
It must've been the pizza I ate last night at 7/11 (Ugh)
I done seen the moldy cheese but I've been in a penny pinch
Seems like it'd been there for weeks, they need to learn to mention it
(Yeah)
Now my stomach is weak, and I certainly learned my lesson then
(Huh?)
If you got money for teepee, you shouldn't splurge on extra shit
(Now lI'm in this predicament)
I need toilet pa'
Maybe even bidet
Either way I'll have to change
Because Me Heinie Bum is poopy
Shoulda knew when the food was cheap

(FREE)
Now I can't clean my booty
(POO)
Who would do this to me
(ME)
I said

Me Heinie Bum is poopy
(Me Heinie Bum)
Me Heinie Bum is p0opy
(Me Heinie Bum)
Inever knew this would cost so much inner hate
Cause I'm due to be at a mall on a Tinder date
I swear ľ'd rather have Santa Claus come and lick my taint
Then be in this situation I caused-I'm finna faint (Not again!)
From this fricking stank (Augh!)
Like, she'll never come up to my apartment
And not sniff as if l isn't blame ya'll when
Me Heinie Bum is poopy, Me Heinie Bum is poopy
Should I go for the date, and just clench my cheeks (Hm?)
Or tell the truth and say my anus got the best of me
I've even used my bedding so she'll definitely smell my sheets (Smell
My SHIITS)
Left poopy stains on the seat couldn't help and it reeks (Arghh!)
Cause this is more than some explosive diarrhea
Feels like a literal war with me bum and I'm gettin beaten
It's like missiles shooting out my hole because of molding pizza
And it seems the toilet bowl is the metaphorical arena (That's
Stupid.)

Ineed toilet pa'
(Me Hein-Hein-Hein)
E-e Even bidet
(Me-Me Me Bum)

E-Either way Il have to Chânge
(Me Heinie Bum)
Me-me Me Heinie Bum is poopy
(Me Hein-)
Shoulda knew when the food was cheap

(FREE)
Now I can't clean my booty
(POO)
Who would do this to me
(ME)
I said
I need toilet pa'
(Me Heinie Bum)
Maybe even bidet
(Me Heinie Bum)
Either way I'll have to change
(Me Heinie Bum)
Because Me Heinie Bum is poopy
(Me Heinie)