Me

Dear you that isn't here yet, in advance for when you are, I should probably say this whilst I still am
I've got some things I need to work out so I'm a leave and get started before you're old enough to have the chance to give a dam
No, I don't know when I'll be back if even, see, because there's room only enough only for two
And my ego and I are far too proud to want to facilitate your Mum and you.