Me and My Mummy

(Me and my mummy and
Me and my mummy and
Me and my mummy and me
Me and my mummy and
Me and my mummy and
Me and my mummy and me)

I saw the face of the mummy last night
Well-ell-ell-ell
I fell in love with this hideous sight
(Ah) How could it happen?
How could it be?
It's just me, and my mummy
My mummy and me

It happened in Egypt
By the old river Nile
Well-ell-ell-ell
At the base of the pyramid, she gave me a smile
Do, do, do, do
(Ah) The bandage unraveled
Decayed flesh I did see
Now, it's me, and my mummy
My mummy and me

(Do do do do, do do do do, ah) Flesh like clay, in her tomb, she did lay
(Do do do do, do do do do, ah) For thousands and thousands of years, well-ell-ell
(Do do do do, do do do do, ah) I came one day, found her rotting away
(Ah) And dried all her clay-like tears
Well-ell-ell-ell-ell-ell-ell-ell

We married in Cairo, the very next day
Now outside our crypt, the inscription does say:
(Ah) "Here lie two mummies, wrapped close as can be"
It's just me, and my mummy
My mummy and me

(Me and my mummy and me and my mummy) I love her so
(And me and my mummy and me) She's my mummy, you know
(Me and my mummy and me and my mummy) I can't live without her
(And me and my mummy and me) She has me all tangled up
(Me and my mummy and me and my mummy) She's just my girl