Me and Carmen

My best friend, her name is Carmen
She likes me more than all those
Dirty rotten bastard kids
Ever did

Me and Carmen, we don’t need ‘em
Together we go arm in arm
Wherever we go
Me and Carmen

Every morning on the way to school
They torment us and call us names (they’re mean
And rude), but me and Carmen
We will show them

All night we are as free as owls
Flying high above the trees and houses
Hunting mice and squirrels
Together

When we’re twenty-three, me and Carmen
We’ll live in houses side by each with one big garden
And no one else
Just me and Carmen

There’ll be no one else, just me and Carmen
And the squirrels and the mice
And the houses and the garden
The trees and the other owls

But no one else
Just me and Carmen