MC Eso: Rapper Tag #36

[Spoken: MC Eso]
Yeah, what's going down ladies and gentlemen. Big Macka in the house. Rapper Tag. Cheers PEZ for the drop sweetheart. It goes like this...

[Verse: MC Eso]
Yeah, you better tell ‘em Macka is back
'Cause damn right, I’m the rapper to tag
I’m a mix between Wilfred and Massive Attack
Got the world wide interweb cracking a fat
In fact, I’m like Black Dynamite
Fresh like a jar of Vaginamite
I bring seven hours of heavy showers
Jet ski flow: Kenny Powers
That’s why real heads show respect
'Cause they know that I know the ledge
Uh, so watch me heat it up next
Then fuck with you like Peter does Meg
Can I beat it up? Yes, grab the reefer, let’s jet
Shut shit down, man, I keep ‘em in check
Uh, so fuck the stage fright
And all the hoes who can’t spell my name right
But seriously, don’t laugh
This is the part that I couldn’t go past
60 came to mine tryna go hard
Split his pancreas open up in the Go Karts
And all I saw was whistling sirens
All because my missus was driving
And ever since I could piss in the tub
Mate, I’ve been able to do this with my thumb

[Spoken: MC Eso]
1 2 3, argh! Argh! Aight, check it out. That was a little somethin' special special right there. Rapper Tag, Big Macka on it. Now this is very important mate. I coulda tagged Bliss. I coulda tagged the Mind Over Matter boys. I coulda tagged Daniel and Nathan from Dunt. But I'ma be going with Solo from Horrorshow. So tag, you're it motherfucka!