Maybe this Christmas (Cover)

[1st Verse GS]
It's Christmas time and Santa's here
Making the children smile
But he's just a pedophile
So you better watch your child
Christmas trees in every house
Covered in shiny lights
But they just turn brown and die
Or set your whole house on fire

These are the reasons
I hate the season
But I'mma give it a try

[Chorus: Valerie]
Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
With mistletoe and candy canеs
This Christmas could go my way

[2nd Verse: GS]
Having fun with all your friends
Sipping on that eggnog
But it just looks like jizz
All ovеr your upper lips

House made out of ginger bread
Cookies like Christmas trees
Giving you heart disease
And type two diabetes
It's only diabetes

These are the reasons
I hate the season
But I'm a give it a try

[Chorus: Valerie]
Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
With mistletoe and candy canes
This Christmas could go my way

[Bridge: GS & Valerie]
I've never seen reindeer fly
I've never heard the sleigh bells ring
I've never seen a snowman come to life
I've never heard the angels sing
But I hope and I pray
That maybe this Christmas day
That'll change

[Chorus: GS & Valerie]
Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
With mistletoe and candy canes
This Christmas could go my way...

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
Let's just dance the night away
This Christmas is going my way

[Outro: GS & Valerie]
Just dance with me