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I check my email
No messages from you
Nothin but new newsletters
But I want somethin personalized!

I'll see what got rejected
Maybe it went into my
Into my spam filter
Hope I don't get infected
I'll click this anyway
What do I see here?

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A thousand еmails
Same thing different words
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*All quotes courtesy of various penis enlargement junk mails