Matty’s Mattresses: Weatherproof

[Skit]
Attention all shoppers
I hope you had a great time shopping here at Matty's Mattresses
But unfortunately, we're closing down in about three minutes and fifteen seconds
You ain't gotta go home, but you gotta get the fuck up out of here
This message was brought to you by Instagram and Jameson
Both known to cause depression, anxiety, and failure
Wishing you all a great pandemic and even a better recovery
Wear your masks, use your hand sanitizer, and listen to this album over and over again
Haha, it's your man, Chuck Foolery
And once again, our slogan is "Never slept better"
Yay-doo