Masturbation Generation

Who says that I'm livin' in a teenage?
I feel like I'm livin' in a stone age
I'm gonna buy a razor blade
'Cause I'm just followin' the latest dance craze
My bed's not made
And my friends have strayed
And you don't need an explanation
Just tell them we're livin' in a masturbation generation

My head is achin' and my nerves are shot
My legs are shakin' and I'm tied in knots
We ain't gonna give you what we got
Ah, we got somethin', but I don't know what
Looks like we're headin' for a nice weekend
Lookin' for inspiration
I'll tell 'em that we're livin' in a masturbation generation

Don't talk to me about the good old days
We won't be back till Sunday
My generation is on holiday
I never wanted a suntan anyway
Ah, let's all shout, it's a celebration
'Cause my generation is my favourite generation
We all know suicide is dead
But we don't want salvation
I'll tell 'em we're livin' in a masturbation generation
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