Master Splinter

[Verse: Outlaw The Artist]

Now, this is a story all about how
I came into the scene and flipped it upside down
Couldn't get in through the front so I snuck in through the window
And then I started shaking tings up
Ooh - scary, freaky how they tried to deceive me
Tried convince me to give away my intellectual property
But I run up on the board room like blud what u got for me
Now I own all my shit
You could call me master splinter
Them man are just rugrats
Wanted me to play nice
Nah I didn't love that
Tried to steal my prints
I chopped his hand and took the glove back
Thеn I did that face like "rah who does that?"
Clonеs by the wayside
Tryna surf the wave right
Tryna steal the sauce but they could get it if the pays right
So they payed up and I gave them the stuff
Now they're out there in the world sounding like me n stuff
I'm like a ventriloquist lyricist linguistic misfit
And I roll wit a team of lean bandits
That make you sit down if you just can't stand it
Cause either way you're gonna listen so don't panic
I gave em one punch
And now they're so animated
Drama kings and drama queens
Oh it's such a ugly scene
How these pretty people do the ugliest things
How is that so catchy with the ugliest ring
Old heads made these rules to ruin our lives
Now we're staring at the time can't wait till you die
So we can destroy your legacy
Of greed and hypocrisy
Then go ahead and run this ting properly
What do you mean I don't own me
My name or my likeness
I know you know it shouldn't be like this
Just cause you did it for a long time does not make it right
And I know it won't change in one night
But one thing I do know
Is wherever I do go
You man are gonna treat me right
Cause when it comes to judo
I'm numero Uno
And trust me I will be putting up a fight

Some humans but no animals were harmed
In the retelling of the very true and accurate
Story thank you for your time