Master Shredder

I'm straight from Atlantis
Shifty and scandalous
My skin is a canvas
My bitch be the baddest;
Supplies drugs on campus
And fucks like a Mantis;
Tears the head off her lovers
Then sniffs up the dandruff
She handles the dick
Cause she's used to the sandwich
She talk just like Jocelyn
She used to speak Spanish
She grew up in a youth home
Restricted from matches
She loves to act ratchet
She loves to swing hatchets
She loves to get tied up
She loves to use gadgets
Superficial bitch, and I'm a chick magnet
Make her come to life like that Indian cabinet
Maybe I meant "cupboard,"
Don't cuff her god damnit
Well cuff her if you want
But you'll suffer like Hamlet
Put your eggs in one basket
Pack 'em in, scramble it
Your anger; better channel it
Before I Mickey Mantle it
Your name on a tablet
And I can just imagine it

Sober like never
Doper than ever
Master like shredder
I be dashin' for the cheddar
Compare me to them
But I'm actually better
Rip the patch off your sweater
Head actually severed

Sober like never
Doper than ever
Master like shredder
Dashin' for the cheddar
Compare me to them
But I'm actually better
Rip the patch off your sweater
Head actually severed

This is the city of acid rain
I ain't even gotta ask for brain
Ask your dame or your past few flames
I rub it in like it's Accutane
I'm back to claim that black poon-tang
I Courtney Love her like black Cobain
I'mma fuck up her rep hold her name in shame
Now she loses her caboose on the crazy train.
When I'm ghost you'll still love me, Patrick Swayze game
Wish I could warp back to the 80s and mack Dianne Lane
I'm high insane
I'mma die in vain
And try again
Cause I'm a cool cat
I got lives to burn
Put me in the ashtray, why buy an urn?
When I die she gon' buy my sperm
And try to learn
All my prophecies
Until my return
I'm Willy D pimpin'
That's bald, no perm
Shoulda stopped me 'fore I turn
While you all concerned

Sober like never
Doper than ever
Master like shredder
I be dashin' for the cheddar
Compare me to them
But I'm actually better
Rip the patch off your sweater
Head actually severed