MASTAK PE DASTAK

Jab main chota tha
Maine A se apple padha
B se boy padha
C se cat padha

Aise karke R pe pahuncha
R se rap padha
Fir jhoote pyaar se gap badha
Fir 21 saal ki umar me di maine respect badha
Fir seekha deen-duniya ke ache bure ko mene haan halke main
Or kalke hain vo bande cuz chalke unke bhi nalke hain

Imaan ke
Or ijjat ke...
Bartan dono hi khaali hai
Jaali hai sir pr topi Gandhi ki
Pure mawali hain
Taali hai bhashan mai
Kehte mahilaon ko samman do
Or ghar pe aake kehte hain saali aadhi gharwali hai

Khud ke baare mai bolne ki kam hai ab jarurat par
Main bolu, Kam bolu, Jab bolu
Main Bolu mahurat par
Main jo bhi karta hu niptadu vo halke se dheere main
Mera kaam hi halla karde
Laa karde maachis andhere main
Ghere main leke sabko mai udata main rang chehre ke
Waqt nahi hai sunne ka sanchaar unki aap beeti ka
Bhashan ni dera main
Na hi guru bnna hai
Jaate jaate sunte jao samachaar thoda raajneeti ka

Ghode ko tang to todein
Sone ki khaan ko jodein
Chote makaan se bade makaan me
Jaake araam se sore vo
Khaake haraam ki rore
Kaaju badaam se hore vo
Thode samaan ko jyada ke daam mai
Bole pareshaan kyu hore ho!

Kabhi kabhi esa lage hume chalo is party ko vote de
Par haal ese hain k sab jhooti ummedein chod de
Cuz neta hai
Neta kya hai?
Bas leta hai
Kam deta hai
Or bahar sab se aintha hai
Vo neta ka beta hai

Dehradun ka mera khoon
Tu bina baat gaali dera ku
Main jab bhi rap karoon
Behoodaa sawalon ka ghera kyun?
Ki kya or kese, Kab likha ye gana
Kyu likha , Kese?
Jab profit nai hora rap pe kyu lagre hai pese???

Par meri ant shantt si baaton par thoda sa gaur karo
Meri dirty dirty habits ko ek kaam karo ignore karo...
Tera peecha krna galat nahi...
Mera to haqq hai ye...
Upset hu tu paas nahi hai... What the fuck !!!
Yeah yeah!!!!

Main mere yaar dost
Karein mujhe pyaar bhot
Meri girlfriend
Mera kare intezaar bhot
Karna chahe love
Ka sab izhaar bhot
Par mujhe kaam bhot
Rap ka ehsaan bhot
Abhi to hai shuruwaat
Karna hai naam bhot
Naam bhot krna hai
Nahi fir darna hai
Nahi thakna
Na rukna na marna hai
Laad governer -
Dil mera thunder
Mujhe lage dehradun
Hi mera london
Mujhe lage bas mera
MIC se bandhan...
Yeah!!!!!
Aan!!!!
Check!!!

V.I.V.E.K
Mene aise kitne rap likhe
Mujhe aise kitne log dikhe
Jo baat cheet main to khair theek the
Par rap-baaji main bahut weak the
Kaash thoda jyada vo sikhte ..
Cuz this is hip hop !!
Isko seekhte seekhte kai saal beet gaye,bitch!!!

Girls k chote kapdon pe gaana
Nahi hai rap, bitch!!!
Hot ladki ko gaane mai laana
Nahi hai rap, bitch!!!
Peeche ghoom
Dekh peeche kya chalra hai
Is baatre main bata logon ko
Yahi hai rap , Bitch!!!

Rapper, Rapper!!!
Das hazaar se jyada..
Facebook pe likhte rapper, ladki patane ko
Dikhane ko , zamaane ko, dil ke dukhde gaane ko
Sochte hain aisi harkat ladki ko bhayegi..
Aisa krne se ladki , tere paas aayegi...
Aisa nai hai.. Dar-asal ye khel bada hi ghatak hai...
Dur se chamakta hai jo khel mein karta naatak hai..
Ijjat utarti hai yahan bhi
Dramebaajon ki...
Or aise rappers ke liye mukke hain.. Or raaapat hai.!!!

I'm a self made rapper
To ku kisika naam karu?
Jisne hai bnaya kyu na ussi ka samman karu..
Shady made me
But lately m' crazy
Shady ko pehli baar
Suna on the radio
Cuz i was ready
Cuz maybe
Weather tha rainy
And I am CRAZYYYY!!!