Mass Appeal

Let me kick it off
Like soccer baseball
Wait, that makes me sound a little soft
Let me kick it up, a notch
Picking up speed
I can kick it like the jocks
Don't talk about sportsmanship
I'm just more prolific without forcing it to shape
From back in the day, when if it was too short
You had to flip the tape
Press record and press play
Formed the best ways
To set chords and let blaze
A torrent of blessed craze
Dividers fell, before the stress came
Developed my intel, to deal with these clientele
I collect-without trying to sell
But sometimes these invoices stay unpaid
For a few days, which turns to one week
Which turns to monthly ignored reminders
I'm hungry, cut me the cheque from your binder
You wanted to see some sweat, i played a blinder
Captured by the viewfinder
This is my daily, i'm the sharpest grinder
Bloom like a daffodil for a crowded bill
Talk to my catholic friends, i got mass appeal
So let me do this one about my rapping skill
With paper and ribbon you couldn't be half as ill

Hey, let me do this right, hey

Let me cook up something with a crunch
Kitchen to myself, all these other producers are out to lunch
Talking about cheese, but i'm a chef devout
So knives out, now catch the mouse
I throw a candy rapper in the garbage
Who's all about trees, like i'm up against a partridge
Trouble gets started, when he's at the bar fridge
But his ink's worse than my bubblejet cartridge
You got a swift ride, i'm long-lasting
With more edge than your fingers on the cliffside
So hands up, lift high
Spit rhymes hotter than the lit side of your spliff, guy
Still coveting, while you're plummeting
And i'm reaching more heights than the summit brings
Amateurs get damaged worse
Better be bandaged
I put your cheddar in a sandwich