Maschen-Draht-Zaun (Extended X-Rated Version)

[Songtext zu „Maschen-Draht-Zaun (Extended X-Rated Version)“]

[Intro: Stefan Raab]
Dieser Song ist für all die harten Männer da draußen, die Tag für Tag bis zur totalen Erschöpfung Meter um Meter Maschendrahtzaun aufstellen
Ständig unter der blanken Angst, dass ein Knallerbsenstrauch hineinwächst

[Strophe 1: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
I'm a lonesome rider, I'm a real tough guy
I tell you, livin' ain't easy but every day I try
I've seen a million places, baby, I get around
With a sixpack of beer and a Maschendrahtzaun
I'm a hard-workin' man, I don't need much in life
I got my horse, I got my boots, a hat and a knife
All I really need can surely be found
I need girls, I need whisky and Maschendrahtzaun

[Refrain: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
Maschendrahtzaun in thе morning
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in thе evening
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun

[Strophe 2: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
All the ladies wanna have me, I'm a handsome boy
And all the boys want me too, in especially Siegfried und Roy
I'm a sexmachine, baby, I had more girls than James Brown
And I fucked them all on the Maschendrahtzaun
But now the time has gone by and something happened to me
I'm only half the man I used to be
I was the sexiest man in the whole big town
Before I ripped my balls on the Maschendrahtzaun

[Refrain: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
Maschendrahtzaun in the morning
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun

[Strophe 3: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
I like all kinds of food, I like all kinds of beer
And I was born with a sixpack in my hand right here
I love sticks, I love burger, I love Kentucky Fried Chicken
But one thing I love best and that is Ficken
Skandal shouted someone and it's probably right
But that's exactly what I do althrough the night
I have a Ochsenpimmel, yeah, and I like to get down
With a big booby baby and a Maschendrahtzaun

[Refrain: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
Maschendrahtzaun in the morning
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun

[Strophe 4: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
I was also a sheriff, I was fighting for right
I was protecting law and order every day, every night
I was hunting a man with a big fat Bauch
And I caught him in the back of a Knallerbsenstrauch
But now the story is over, I had a good, good life
I still got my horse, my boots and my knife
I did a lot of travelling but now I settle down
At the Knallerbsenstrauch on the Maschendrahtzaun

[Refrain: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
Maschendrahtzaun in the morning
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun
Maschendrahtzaun in the morning
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun
Then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun
Then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun

[Outro: Stefan Raab]
Yeah