Maschen-Draht-Zaun

[Verse 1: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
I'm a lonesome rider, I'm a real tough guy
I tell you, livin' ain't easy but every day I try
I've seen a million places, baby, I get around
With a sixpack of beer and a Maschendrahtzaun
I'm a hard-workin' man, I don't need much in life
I got my horse, I got my boots, a hat and a knife
All I really need can surely be found
I need girls, I need whisky and Maschendrahtzaun

[Chorus: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
Maschendrahtzaun in the morning
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun

[Verse 2: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
All the ladies wanna have me, I'm a handsome boy
And all the boys want me too, in especially Siegfried und Roy
I'm a sexmachine, baby, I had more girls than James Brown
And I fucked them all on the Maschendrahtzaun
But now the time has gone by and something happened to me
I'm only half the man I used to be
I was the sexiest man in the whole big town
Before I ripped my balls on the Maschendrahtzaun

[Chorus: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
Maschendrahtzaun in the morning
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun

[Verse 3: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
I was also a sheriff, I was fighting for right
I was protecting law and order every day, every night
I was hunting a man with a big fat Bauch
And I caught him in the back of a Knallerbsenstrauch
But now the story is over, I had a good, good life
I still got my horse, my boots and my knife
I did a lot of travelling but now I settle down
At the Knallerbsenstrauch on the Maschendrahtzaun

[Chorus: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
Maschendrahtzaun in the morning
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun

[Verse 4: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
I'm a simple country singer, I love music and guitars
And I played in every city in honkey tonkey bars
I'm gonna keep on singing until I fall into my Grab
But I only sing alone denn singen tut nur der Herr Raab
I like all kinds of food, I like all kinds of beer
And I was born with a six pack in my hands right here
I love sticks, I love burger, I love Kentucky Fried Chicken
But one thing I love best and that is ficken
Skandal, shouted someone and it's probably right
But that's exactly what I do althrough the night
I have a Ochsenpimmel, yeah, and I like to get down
With a big booby baby and a Maschendrahtzaun

[Chorus: Stefan Raab & Regina Zindler]
Maschendrahtzaun in the morning
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun

[Outro: Stefan Raab]
Und die Moral von der Geschicht, Musik hält mich auf Trab
Denn ficken tun alle und singen tut nur der Herr Raab