Mary Poppins Melody

A name's a name, a chair's a chair
A mirror is a mirror
A rug's a rug, a floor's a floor
Could anything be clearer?
And what's a head without a spread
A lamp and comfy pillow?
And you're a Michael, you're a Jane
And I'm-I'm still unpacking!

A hat's a hat, is tall or fat
Depending on who wears it
A room's a room, for joy or gloom
Depending on who shares it
For everyone there is a name
For every name a someone
Michael's he, and Jane is she
And of all the one's that one might be
I'd rather be no one but me
Because I'm-practically perfect!

(spoken)
Now let's try it once again

(sung)
You're a Michael, you're a Jane
And I am- still unpacking

A hat's a hat, is tall or fat
Depending on who wears it
A room's a room, for joy or gloom
Depending on who shares it
For everyone there is a name
For every name a someone
Michael's he, and Jane is she
And of all the one's that one might be
I'd rather be no one but me
Because I'm Mary Poppins