Martian Mayhem

WOO! Let's star it up!

If I were an astronaut, I would fly into space
And I would not even race
Any aliens that I came across, too
I would shoot em' in the face

They're not really green like they show in the movies
No, they're actually purple with a hint of rabies
So I said to him, I said to the leader martian
I'm going to kill you and I'm gonna feed you to the dolphins

I don't care how many freakin' martians are in your army
No I don't care! All I care about is makin' you a piece of bologna
He looked at me and said I look strange, I said "Man, what are you on?"
Because in this day and age, it doesn't really matter if we play ping pong C'MON!

That sounded weird. I should stop playin' BUT...

This is a song about me killing martians on
Planet Neptune, wait no one can live their can they?
Dude
This is a song about me killing martians on
A planet where stars surround
That planet is mars