Mars Bars

So far, got more Mars Bars than barbarians
Clashing swords, Thor hammer, see where gods carry him
More fish in the sea, look towards the sharquarium
They say he's down to earth, that just means they wanna bury him
Barium enema up in your intestines bruh
Get shitted out by Minute Mouse, the pussy wasn't scared of him
Compared to him? Fair to none, no one's as courageous
Shriveled up and purple, Courage munching on some raisins
I'm amazingly cowardly dog, rations are hourly bought
Raining on them, steadily locating the cloud that he sought
But it never thundered, just a light drizzle
My spizzles jizzle rhyme riddles like timed missiles
"Bye bizzles!" said the biggest bitch of them all
"I'll give you a call, soon as I'm in the minister's hall"
Quit, stick to your fall, bawl, more pretentious than a peacock
Shed your fucking feathers while we watch, biyatch
Rocking crocs and Reeboks, kid check your swagger
Double take, three, does that shit really matter?
All the piss in my bladder cannot express my anger
For strangers, majority superiority, an anchor
Should hit y'all over the head, I'm kind of sick of bottom feeders
Ass-kissers better pass quicker like they follow speeders
Kilomillamameters, riding on a camel
NASCAR race but I forgot to buy some flannel
Switching channels, yeah tune in, y'all can see me do recitals
Where's my handles? I'm riding on a unicycle
"You should review the Bible, point you in the right direction"
But my perception is hard to change like my erection
And I will mind to mention that I believe in God
But I don't agree with all the scriptures, does that mean I'm wrong?
Does that mean I'm a no-do-gooder like Lucifer?
Blast me off to Jupiter where stupidest is stupider
Who is her? Mars Bars, fruit like Mother Nature
Can't believe I got her, she's hotter than Sun's equator
Nothing greater to a dork than winning quarters for jawbreakers
And lawmakers accuse lawbreakers, they all haters
And Las Vegas is where I'm headed after all this
Maybe acknowledge college, abolishing all my promises
It's nada nada, got a shot at maracas, I'm modest
Juggle fire on tightrope while counting out the caucus
My cock is doodling, maneuvering, the newest king
The Dumlie and Nujabes mindset that I'm soon to bring
With Pumbaa and Timon singing Hakuna Matata
While bringing food to your mama and sinking boom to Osama
Commas, colons, question marks, and periods can't stop me
Exclamation points are disjointed, you best to copy
The proxy of this forced laughter hardy har har
Forever getting phatter with these Mars Bars