Marry the Mole

[MISS FIELDMOUSE]
(spoken)
Love? Love is what we read about in books, my dear

[Verse 1]
"Here Comes the Bride" is a lovely little ditty
But marrying for love is a foolish thing to do
'Cause love won't pay the mortgage or put put porridge in your bowl
Dearie, marry the mole

[Verse 2]
True, it's a fact that he's not exactly witty
He's blinder than a bat but at least his eyes are blue
His breath may be alarming but he's charming, for a troll
Dearie, marry the mole

[Bridge]
Romeo and Juliet
Were very much in love when they were wed
They honored every vow
So where are they now?
They're dead, dead, very very dead

[Verse 3]
Poor Thumbelina, your brain's so itty bitty
I hate to seem a pest but I know what's best for you
Just think of all the ways that you could decorate a hole
Take my advice, I'll bring the rice
Dearie, marry the mole

[Outro]
Marry the mole
Marry that mole
M is for money
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