Mark From G.A.R

“fuck, aight -”
What the-? 022 416-, hello-?”

“Ahh, Hi there, FLNT”

“Yeah Hi, uhh, whose this?”

“This is Mark from G.A.R. Generic Ass Records and we just wanted to-”

“Wait wai, did you say generic ASS records?”

“Wha- no Generic AS”

“Oh oh, sorry sorry”

“Yes, anyway
We wanted to reach out in talks of hearing that you are unsigned?”

“Uh yeah?”

“Awesome, so as you may know music is always changing, things like TikTok, you know tiktok”

“I- yeah obviously i do”

“Sweet so tiktok is always bringing new thing-”

“Yep sounds are always changing I get that”

“Yeah so sign to us”

“Excuse me?”

“We have all these new upcoming blowing up rappers under our belt, we’ll help you get that paper you know, H3Music? Got him, EK? Elijah Kyle, got him-”

(interrupting and being overlapped)
“They’re both independent what the fuck you on?”

“-So you see what i'm saying? We can really help you strive towards those goals , getting bitches, popping bottles and stacking paper, how about it?”

“You weird as fuck you know that?” (hangs up)

“Man”
“Really thought i had him there”