Mario vs. Kirby

[v.1 Mario]
Yahoo! It's-a-Mario, here to settle this easy fight
A pest against the titan who's been going strong since '85
I've beaten reptiles in the past, so I'm happy to beat this snake
Cause judging by all the challenge in your games, beating Kirby should be a piece of cake!
It's gaming's superstar, the industry's savior, the one who can make any game genre greater
It's clear when you face me, you'll meet your maker, so you best bе leaving just like your creator
Yеah! You were Sakurai's love child nut then turned to a tool just for extra dough
Then he looked at the mess that he ended up making and said: "Welp, Let's-a-go!"
You started off strong then got tossed in the trash
Both in your main series and Smash
With how often that you're left huffing and puffing
Guess that's two series now where you're best known for sucking
Although, I shouldn't expect less from a baby who eats everything for utility
Heck, you've even bitten off Pac-Man, guess that's your real copy ability!

[v.2 Kirby]
Looks like a pyrokinetic's gonna be getting burned
You should call this a Gourmet Race with how quick you'll be getting served
Collecting coins? Well, prepare for a gold rush
If your superstar, I'm Super Star Ultra
You're old news dude, best pass the controller
Just cause you ain't paper won't mean I won't fold ya!
Claiming I'm a monster when you're killing your citizens
And stealing your kingdom's treasure? Please
Like dude, you've got so much dirt on your name
Not even F.L.U.D.D. could make your record clean
And it's no shocker you're dissing me for eating cause despite all that beefy weight
You're envying my appetite, since you can't even get a bite of Peach's cake!
When you grab a mic, you're far from super, Mario
Those Fire Flowers can't compete with how hard I flow
Your so called "classics" are just primitive messes
I've played better aging games back on Atari, bro!
And nowadays you're crazy, like who takes down games then gets shocked at the hate outburst
Buuuuut, I guess it's fitting a joke of a franchise died on April 1st!
When this, square is rapping, he's just, being coo coo
Only, vanish capping, I can, see right through you
Your whole, brand is tragic, leaving, fans so saddened
Must've used, Kamek's magic, I guess your geeks outgrew you

[v.3 Mario]
I wasn't expecting you to be any superstar at spitting
But to drop the ball that hard, I didn't know he had it in him!
I wasn't sure what I expected to see, man
But a blob of gum, fighting with gods and demons?
Mama mia, your games are a trip
You sure you didn't come from Fever Dream Land?
My spinoffs prove I run tracks well
While your samey games are such a bore
You couldn't even get past the starting line
With that broken down engine of yours
Ironic somebody from Popstar, has no shining title, he flops hard
I'll turn your trademark smile upside down like it was your American boxart!
It's clear that you fell flat when you tried to get through these flames
But maybe that's what happens when you only stick to 2D games

[v.4 Kirby]

Fitting you're calling me bubblegum, dude cause I'm a pro when it comes to blowing up
While this paisano's eating so many mushrooms yet I don't see this manchild growing up
And while this isn't Tick-Tock Clock, you fell off the top, we're sick of your stock, doc
Can't even succeed in relationships, well known for breaking bricks, but still getting cockblocked! (ay!)

But it's no shocker Player 1 was just left played though
It's just the second time that a Kirby left a case closed
You've made it all the way to the end of your last life, failing to burn the track
Your win is in another castle so now you'll be given the axe