Mario Desert theme rap

Oh no I don't think you can catch me
Oh hello there you don't want to meet me
When I'm beating my meat under the sheets
Oh fuck there's a fucking crease
Why can't you just leave me in piece
With my piece of pizza I really don't want to meet you
Or see you and I'm not taking a picture
Don't try and cancel me or I'll tweet at you
I'm hit them with rhythm and I'm a chop
I really hop you know I'm never gonna stop
Or I'm gonna have to be real motherfucking villainess
When I'm successfully killing shit
And you know I'll murder this bitch
Ay
I'm gaining my gains and I'm gaining the game
And I'm gaming in front of a TV screen
Oh what the fuck do I mean Idk
I just rap to beat