Willy Russell & Stephanie Lawrence
Willy Russell & Stephanie Lawrence
Willy Russell & Joanna Monro & Warwick Evans & Stephanie Lawrence
Willy Russell & Joanna Monro & Stephanie Lawrence
Willy Russell & Warwick Evans & Joanna Monro & Stephanie Lawrence
Willy Russell & Mark Hutchinson & Paul Crosby
Willy Russell & & & Paul Crosby &
Willy Russell & Paul Crosby & Mark Hutchinson & Joanna Monro & Warwick Evans
Willy Russell & Paul Crosby & Mark Hutchinson
Willy Russell & Stephanie Lawrence
Willy Russell & Stephanie Lawrence
Willy Russell & Warwick Evans
Willy Russell & Paul Crosby & Mark Hutchinson
Willy Russell & Warwick Evans
Willy Russell
Willy Russell
Willy Russell
Willy Russell
Willy Russell
Willy Russell
Willy Russell
Willy Russell & Stephanie Lawrence
[sung]
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
Once, I 'ad an 'usband
You know the sorta chap
I met 'im at a dance
And how he came on with the chat
[spoken]
[MR JOHNSTONE]
Are ya dancin'? I think you're a bleedin' cracker!
[sung]
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
He said me eyes were deep blue pools
Me skin as soft as snow
[spoken]
[MR JOHNSTONE]
Lovely!
[sung]
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
He told me I was sexier than Marilyn Monroe
And we went dancin'
We went dancin'
Then, of course, I found that I was six weeks overdue
[spoken]
[MR JOHNSTONE]
???
[sung]
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
We got married at the registry
And then we had a do
We all 'ad curly salmon sandwiches
And 'ow the ale did flow
[spoken]
[ALL]
Cheers!
[sung]
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
The bride they said was lovelier than Marilyn Monroe
[ALL]
And we went dancin'
We went dancin'
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
Then the baby came along
We called him
[spoken]
[MR JOHNSTONE]
Darren Wayne
[COMPANY]
Aww!
[sung]
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
Then three months on I found that I was in the club again
[spoken]
[MR JOHNSTONE]
I've married a bleedin' rabbit!
[sung]
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
And though I still fancied dancin'
Me husband wouldn't go
[spoken]
[MR JOHNSTONE]
Get lost, will ya?
[sung]
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
With a wife he said
Was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe
No more dancin'
No more dancin'
By the time that I was twenty-five
I looked like forty-two
With seven hungry mouths to feed
And one more nearly due
Me husband, he walked out on me
A month or two ago
[spoken]
[MR JOHNSTONE]
Ta-ra!
[sung]
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
For a girl they say looks a bit like Marilyn Monroe
And they go dancin'
They go dancin'
Yes. they go dancin'
They go dancin'