Mardy Bum (Live in Texas)

[Verse 1]
Well, now then, mardy bum
I've seen your frown and it's like lookin' down the barrel of a gun, and it goes off
And out come all these words
Oh, there's a very pleasant side to you, a side I much prefer
It's one that

[Chorus]
Laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up, and away
Ah, but it's right hard to remember that on a day like today
When you're all
Argumentative, and you've got the face on

[Verse 2]
Well, now then mardy bum
Oh, I'm in troublе again, aren't I? I thought as much
'Cause you turned ovеr there
Pullin' that silent disappointment face, the one that I can't bear

[Chorus]
And can't we just laugh and joke around?
Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up, and away
Ah, but it's right hard to remember that on a day like today
When you're all
Argumentative, and you've got the face on

[Bridge]
And yeah, I'm sorry I was late
But I missed the train and then the traffic was an awful state
And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs
Oh, when you say I don't care
But of course I do, yeah, I clearly do

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
So laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was up, up, and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that on a day like today
When you're all
Argumentative, and you've got the face on

[Spoken Outro]
You looked like you enjoyed that, on, uh, on the shoulders
It's more fun on the shoulders isn't it? Than it is stood down there
We all, we like when people get on each other's shoulders, it's a good, it's a good look, it looks good on you
Are you still there ladies and gentlemen?
Thought you may have disappeared
We have three more songs left, so find your partners, if you're thinking about it, you know now's the time to make a move