Maple

[Intro: Lil Garbage Truck]
(Bruh)
Lil Garbage Truck, yeah

[Verse 1: Lil Garbage Truck]
I just fucked this black bitch named Megan the Horsey
I just scammed Michael Jordan, he wouldn't endorse me
I was gon' fuck this bitch, but she tried to force me
I just scammed this five year old named Zaydropschecks
This nigga is so stupid, he's out here dropping checks
I just scammed my bathtub, it didn't have bubbles in it (Bruh)
Nigga must be sucking dick in that car, why are the windows tinted?
This bitch so broke she's asking me to buy her tampons
You look like a (Motherfuckin' uhhhhhh) koala bear with a tampon
I just pulled up on that nigga Slump AK and slapped that nigga with a tampon
(What), and I slapped that nigga Lil Rocket Launcher too
This is pee pee records, fuck a poo poo
I was finna fuck this fat bitch, but she smelled like doo doo
I was finna eat this bitch coochie, but it smelled like pee pee
I'm runnin' from this fat bitch 'cause she's tryna eat me
This nigga so broke, he ain't got one penny
Zay just scammed Walmart for one penny
I just scammed an Asian nigga for 200 dollar
I just fucked this bitch up in the ass, it made her holler
I just hit my plugs line, I need some fuckin' cocaine
I just scammed a white man named Kurt Cobain
I just scammed Future for some percocets
This bitch smelled so bad, I got her some Everfresh
I just scammed a piece of paper named Bob Doodle
I just scammed Walmart for some fuckin' noodles
This nigga so broke he couldn't afford noodles
Now he comes this lame ass nigga named Lil Poodle

[Verse 2: Poodle Dior]
I just scammed an Arab nigga named Abdul
Niggas fucked up in the crib still smokin' Juuls
I just fucked this white bitch and I bought her a Juul
My friend ate his dog, that shit so cruel (Bruh)
This bitch got a roast beef pussy, I call that ho' Arbys
Ho', you ain't got no hair, you ain't no Barbie
I just scammed my grandma out of an unemployment check
I just told a bald nigga, "I like yo' cut, G, give me that neck!" (Bruh)
I just fucked a Chinese bitch, I think she got COVID
My granny don't wanna go back to work, she think she gon' get COVID
I just fucked a white bitch, her daddy loaded
I just went to his crib, planted a bomb and it exploaded

[Verse 3: Lil Garbage Truck]
I just went to the farm and blew up the stable
Hittin' niggas offline using Cain and Abel
I just fucked this white bitch, her name is Mable
Fuck syrup, bitch, I'm sippin' maple

[Outro]
(Bruh)