Man of the World

You’ll find me posting every random thought
Announcing every musing in my head
Absolutely firing of a final shot
Right before I stumble of to bed
‘Cause I think you should know
Everything about me
Lethal my secrets show
Til nothin’s left inside me
I’ve been around
And I’ll give a pound
Of flesh for no redemption
And now I’ve laid it out
There’s not a doubt
And there is no pretension
‘Cause I am
A man of the world
I get my facts from online babble sites
I get my news from TMZ
And I know I’m getting all my exercise
In virtual banality
‘Cause I want you to know
Everything about me
Never ever say no
Til my soul is empty
Yeah I want you to know
Everything about me
Even what lies below
My superficiality
And there’s not a question that my mind is warped
But pretty sure I’ll make a handsome corpse