Man of the 24th Century (In the Future)

I'm a man of the 24th century
I got a brain phone, a bar code and global heat
I got screens on my fingernails that let me change the weather on Mars
I got 7000 channels on my hologram but nothing is on

I'm a man of the 24th century
I got a jetpack, a hovercraft with new leather seats
I got a robot butler who makes a brisket you won't believe
I got 7000 games on my iPad 73

Everything's great in the future
Things will be just fine
Everything will be grand
When I wear you down and make you mine
In the future
In the future

I'm a man of the 24th Century
I write poems about the things you do to me
I try to make you laugh, always end up making a fool
But I can't stop now, cause baby, I'm in love with you

We'll hear our boys' first cries as they hatch from the tube
And we'll know they're a part of me and a part of you
We'll watch them play in the yard of our first little home in the sky
And I'll never grow tired of the sparkle from the chip in your eye

Everything's great in the future
Things will be just fine
Everything will be grand
When I wear you down and make you mine
In the future
In the future