Man, I Love Being Drunk (Live at Sidewalk 2015)

[Verse 1]
I can't hold my Liquor
Would you mind if I held yours?
When I'm sure I've had enough
Is how I know that I need more

It's just the booze talking
And it's speaking Japanese
(Konichiwa!)
I'm sure you heard me slur my words
Could someone come and translate me?

Before I got to it
They called it, some-cohol
I'm sure that I'll rue it
But I'll still ruin it all

[Verse 2]
When I'm a sold 6 drinks in you'll be a solid 10
These beer goggles are prescription
20/20, double vision

It's a brain-cell genocide, get me a Hitler on the rocks
Wake up on a strangеr's floor
Face covered in sharpiе cocks

I'm not sure why they call it my liver, 'cause I'm pretty sure it's dead

Pick up chicks, get whiskey dick, and say "Fuck it I'm going to bed."

[Chorus]
I tried to drown my sorrows
But I'm the one who's sunk
I always forget why I regret it
Man, I love being drunk!

[Verse 3]
I'm pretty sure my BAC's higher than my debit balance
I can't afford this anymore
I'm still on my parents' allowance

And even Hurricane Sandy never saw blackouts like mine!

Officer, I'm good to drive, but I can't walk two straight lines

Everybody, raise a glass, I propose a thousand toasts
To my sorry, sorry ass
A thousand cheers go down my throat

[Chorus]
I tried to drown my sorrows
But I'm the one who's sunk
I always forget why I regret it
Man, I love being drunk!

[Bridge]
God grant me the serenity
And the courage to wash it down
'cause I heard my higher power's gonna buy us the next round

[Chorus]
I tried to drown my sorrows
But I'm the one who's sunk
I always forget why I regret it
Man, I love being drunk!

I tried to drown my sorrows
But I'm the one who's sunk
I always forget why I regret it
Man, I love being drunk!

Oh lord, I said
Man, I love being drunk!
Oh my god!
Man, I love being drunk!
Ah Ah Ah!
Man, I love being drunk