This song wasn’t put on a record, but it’s just a one-off song that’s about an alcohol addiction, similarly themed to The First Step from his debut album, Everything is a Lot, except this song seems to be in denial about it, like “Eh, it’s not a problem, now pour me another one.”
[Verse 1]
I can't hold my liquor, would you mind if I held yours?
When too much is not enough, that's how I know I need more
It's just the booze talking, and it's speaking Japanese
I'm sure you heard me slur my words, could someone come and translate me?
Before I got into it, they called it some-cohol
I'm sure that I will rue it, but I'll still ruin it all
When I'm a solid six drinks in, you'll be a solid ten
These beer goggles are prescription 20/20 double-vision
It's a brain cell genocide, get me a Hitler on the rocks
Wake up on a strangers floor, facе covered in sharpie cocks
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm not surе why they call it a liver, because I'm pretty sure mines dead
Pick up chicks, get whiskey dick, and say "Fuck it, I'm going to bed."
[Chorus]
I try to drown my sorrows, but I'm the one who sunk
I always forget why I regret it
Man, I love being drunk
(Breathalize me, Captain!)
[Verse 2]
I'm pretty sure my BAC's higher than my debit balance
I can't afford this anymore, I'm still on my parents allowance
And even hurricane sandy never saw blackouts like mine
Officer, I'm good to drive but I can't walk two straight lines
[Pre-Chorus]
Everybody, raise a glass I propose a thousand toasts
To my sorry, sorry ass, a thousand cheers roll down my throat
[Chorus]
I try to drown my sorrows, but I'm the one who sunk
I always forget why I regret it
Man, I love being drunk
[Pre-Chorus]
God, grant me serenity and the courage to chase it down
Cause I heard my higher powers gonna buy us the next round
[Chorus]
I try to drown my sorrows, but I'm the one who sunk
I always forget why I regret it
Man, I love being drunk
I try to drown my sorrows, but I'm the one who sunk
I always forget why I regret it
Man, I love being fucked up beyond belief
Man, I love being white girl wasted
I said man, I love being drunk!
Man, I Love Being Drunk (Live at Music Inn 2015) was written by Will Wood.
Man, I Love Being Drunk (Live at Music Inn 2015) was produced by Will Wood.
Will Wood released Man, I Love Being Drunk (Live at Music Inn 2015) on Sat Jun 27 2015.