Man Crush (No Homo)

[Intro]
I have something important to say to you
And I think it's important that I say it out of the case

[Verse 1: Type]
I think I have a man crush, (Yeah) no homo
I met a cool guy and I wanna get to know him
He's got the rugged good looks of Brad Pitt
With a little bit of George Clooney added in the mix
He's the shit, everything he does it legit
He can take long bong rips, graff write or kick flip
You should see his bitch, double-D tits
Waist twenty-eight inch with the thirty-six hips
If I could live just one day in his shoes
I would give up the fun of weed, coke and booze
I would choose him over any gal
That I have right now, even over any gal
That I ever might fuck 'cause he blows more ass
Than the underwear drawer that Michael Moore has
There's no doubt man, he's the best
If I get the chance, we'll be BFFs

[Chorus: Betty Harris & Type]
After waitin' all this time (All this time)
Thinkin' he would just be mine (Just be mine)
He acts as if he doesn't know (Doesn't know)
Just how much I love him so (No homo)
After waitin' all this time (All this time)
Thinkin' he would just be mine (Just be mine)
He acts as if he doesn't know (Doesn't know)
Just how much I love him so (No homo)

[Verse 2: Type]
What's with that sayin' "No homo"?
I hang out with dudes for free [?]
If your girlfriend has got you depressed
Nothing heals the pain like a sausage fest
It's the best, when we get [?] from laughter
The last one to cum has to eat the cracker
For real, the gay jokes are not so cool
Put a pillow on your crotch, play some [?] pool
Let's pop some Viagra and sport some sweatpants
George Michael's on, that's my song, let's dance
There's no chance it would ever be awkward
In a threesome if we happen to cross swords
As long as gay porn is on the TV
We could jerk off, it would not be sleazy
Just the tip game, give it a whirl
It's not even gay if I pretend you're a girl

[Chorus: Betty Harris & Type]
After waitin' all this time (All this time)
Thinkin' he would just be mine (Just be mine)
He acts as if he doesn't know (Doesn't know)
Just how much I love him so (No homo)
After waitin' all this time (All this time)
Thinkin' he would just be mine (Just be mine)
He acts as if he doesn't know (Doesn't know)
Just how much I love him so (No homo)

[Outro: Michael Moronna]
We have been getting screwed by the system
The system that forces us guys to like girls
We're getting pushed into this
What if we just take the girls out of it?
We can have our own system, it's a counter-system
And then, you do things together
You swim, you row, you... boat, you eat, you stink
We can just be guys! You can have sex
You can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay
No homo!