Man

I’m no oppressor I’m no abuser
I’m no bigot I’m no prick
Take my money slap my ass
Because I am dull and easily tricked
I cleaned my room learned from the lobsters
But I guess that learning it didn’t quite stick
Now I’ve got guns. I’ve got trenchcoats
& that’s basically a big ole dick

I watch tv & I watch movies
& I love our cops & I love our troops
I especially love those neat little news stories
Where some thickneck cop goes down to the hood to shoot hoops
& I think we’re living in a simulation
Virtual reality, an infinite loop
& if I еver meet someone еven slightly more cultured
I’ll bite down on this cyanide in my tooth

This is a man
This here’s a man
This is how a man behaves
Your boss & the tv man are your god & your wife & your kids are your slaves
Oo here’s a man
Now here comes a real big man
What a big strong tough man you are
Fuck any concept of loyalty or duty what make you man is your house and your car

Suck my dick & also do my laundry
& also be my mom & also be my wife
Your stupid pussy won you a stroller & spatula
& my half-inch prick willed me the fist & the knife
Now I read the Bible and I believe some of it
Like how a girl is a serf in her father’s fief
& I’ll torment your ass no matter what you do
But I’ll murder your ass if you don’t do what I like

This is a man
This here’s a man
This is how a man behaves
Your boss & the tv man are your god & your wife & your kids are your slaves
Oo here’s a man
Now here comes a real big man
What a big strong tough man you are
Fuck any concept of loyalty or duty what make you man is your house and your car

& I hate this little prick singing his song about me these past 2 minutes made me spit & lurch
I’m pretty sure him & his marxist friends will make Chelsea Manning read the Quran at my church
& it’s not equity and I’m being slighted if everyone but me doesn’t crawl in the dirt
Kill the self-critical, bury the woke
Fuck it bitch fourteen words America first