William Crooks
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William Crooks & Cali Cartier
[Verse 1]
Open up shop, I had to pay on these bills
Might had to sell a lil-
I don't feel hungry enough
Might have to skip on some meals
My circle small like a cell, I'm hard to kill I'm like Cell (Dragon ball)
Don't talk about it on cell, I do what I like, it don't sell
Sometimes when you mumble it sound like Bawitdaba wa dang da dang, Kid Rock
Put the lit end in my mouth, that's why I spit hot
Basically untouchable, got a fast hitbox
Have to pay to live on Earth, that's why I'm pissed off
It's not weird, it's just hot guys in Speedos
I like Slim Jims and I like hot Cheetos
And the packs always loud, cause the plug wears tie dye
I was smoking in the bathroom and they kicked me out the Five Guys
How you on thе net hating but you in the crib with your feet dirty?
Don't play tough, get chеwed through like beef jerky
You said you didn't suck dick so why are your knees dirty?
[Chorus]
I go super sonic like a new Sega
Running through your house like a Tomb Raider
Mambo No. 5 like Lou Bega
Mambo 500 feel like Lou Bega
[Verse 2: William Crooks]
Pissing on 'em like newspapers
Seen 'em on the 10 o'clock news, no news anchors
Unpack the truck but I don't have no neighbors
Rolled up a gram, had to use like two papers
Sole out, my feet dragging
Showing my ass it's 'cause my jeans sagging
Talk a quick game, so why you keep lagging?
Pack loud, I siphoned gas out of a G-Wagon (You goin' to jail)
Mac and cheese with the Popeyes (Chicken)
Church was involved, mob ties (Clipping)
Kick 'em in the face, Muay Thai
[Refrain: William Crooks]
I'm doin hot girl shit (Thought crimes)
I'm doin hot girl shit (Thought crimes)
I'm doin hot girl shit (Thought crimes)
Fuck you mean (Fuck do you mean?)
I'm just doing hot girl shit (Facts!)
[Verse 3: William Crooks]
Had to take a mop out, it smell like piss in here
Still 25, high dose had me skipping years
'93 til infinity or my deathbed
See me on tour like a deadhead
Don't buy shampoo, I don't have time for bedhead
Fuck money, big ass guillotine, that's how you get head
If you get hungry, how do you get fed?
Million ways to die, how do you get dead?
All this wet on like a flash flood
It's not a coupe, it's a gas truck
Coughing so loud, pull my mask up
Nobody saw cause my mask up
No competition, just mascots
All this wet on like a flash flood
It's not a coupe, it's a gas truck
Coughing so loud, pull my mask up
Nobody saw cause my mask up
No competition, just mascots
(Quickly)
MAMBO500 was written by William Crooks.
MAMBO500 was produced by quickly, quickly.
William Crooks released MAMBO500 on Tue Nov 16 2021.