Mambo No. Sex

[Intro: Lydia Madajewski]
Mhmm...
Take me, baby
Come on

[Verse 1: Lydia Madajewski]
Oh, I had sex with Max
But it was too complex
And he has just knocked me off my legs
'cos he had sex with his ex
I went to bed with Fred
It was so sad
'cos all I had from mister Fred
He got my dreams all wet
So I had sex on the phone
It went on and on and on
But it shakes me on the bone
Now that I'm alone
Don't need no Willy, no Fred, no Max
Just Mambo number Sex (Uuhh)

[Chorus: Lydia Madajewski]
Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)
Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Touch me, baby)
A-aah, Mambo number Sex (Oh, shake it)
Aah, Mambo number Sex

[Verse 2: Lydia Madajewski]
I had some fun with Dr. Dick
He showed me a new trick
But, babe, he made me sick
He always came too quick
Checked it out with Fritz
Man, he was a blitz
I know how that fits
His wife had seven kids
I went with Howard the coward
But we got in a jam, 'cos he didn't give a damn
He was scared of Uncle Sam
So, Fred, go to bed, and Max, grab your ex
I'll take Mambo number Sex (Uuhh)

[Chorus: Lydia Madajewski]
Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)
Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Touch me, baby)
A-aah, Mambo number Sex (Oh, shake it)
Aah, Mambo number Sex

[Bridge: Lydia Madajewski]
I don't wanna tango
Cha-cha-cha, no twist
And I don't wanna samba and fandango
I just want to be kissed
Oh, I don't wanna do the bossa nova
No jitterbug with Max
The only thing that gets me off the sofa
Is Mambo number Sex (Aaahh!)

[Chorus: Lydia Madajewski]
Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)
Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Touch me, baby)
A-aah, Mambo number Sex (Oh, shake it)
Aah, Mambo number Sex (Aaahh!)

[Outro: Lydia Madajewski]
Aah, It's Mambo number Sex
Uuh, It's Mambo number... Sex