Mama Look - A Boo Boo

[Spoken: Howard Stern, as traffic reporter]
I want to make a political statement that all of my brothers and sisters have been subjugated by the white man. The white man has come out and made his move against the black man and that must stop

[Spoken: Howard Stern]
What are you talking about? You're supposed to be doing the traffic for goodness sakes!

[Spoken: Howard Stern, as traffic reporter]
Hold on one second there - what did you say your name was?

[Spoken: Howard Stern]
Howard Stern

[Spoken: Howard Stern, as traffic reporter]
Hold on, Howard, my bitch is out of line

[Spoken: Howard Stern, as reporter's girlfriend]
Who you calling bitch?!

[Spoken: Howard Stern, as traffic reporter]
Did you just say... I told you to shut up, woman! I told you to shut up!

[Spoken: Howard Stern, as reporter's girlfriend]
Don't you tell me to shut up!

[Sounds of struggle]

[Spoken: Howard Stern, as reporter's girlfriend]
Get off my back! Go, go, go! Get away from me! Get away from me!

[Spoken: Howard Stern]
What's going on up there?!

[Spoken: Howard Stern, as traffic reporter]
Man, it's okay, man. I got her under control. She just don't listen. And now I would like to do a poem. This is for all the black men out there. I would like to do a poem called "My Member"

[Spoken: Howard Stern]
Your member? Would that be about your male sex organ?

[Spoken: Howard Stern, as traffic reporter]
Yes, I write about the things that I know about, and the only thing I really know about is my member. So, here I go:

My member is black
As black as night
Is am an ebony rhythm stick
You want to see it?
You want to see it?
Here it am
Here it am
It am as big as a fourteen pound ham

Thank you!