Mall Santa

[Verse 1: Wafelek, nebbes & Both]
Kids are so annoying, they dont got no common sense
Bitch, if I was Santa, I'd give them all coal with no repent
But its Christmas time, I’m inclined to give you a nice gift
So just step in line and queue for like an hour, show me your list
Bitch, you askin' for an Xbox and a PlayStation 5
But your parents ain't gon’ buy you that, how bout you go and cry
Being mall santa is hard these kids just make me wanna die
Man I'm sick of this job, looks like I'm quittin tonight, yuh
Ayy, I got you a present how bout you open that thang
Since I'm quittin' this job, then I'ma go out with a bang
Look what it is, look what it be (He's got a bomb)
I'ma blow this fuckin mall up into fuckin smithereens (Ayy, yuh, ayy), ayy

[Verse 2: nebbes]
Just opened up my gift
I got five full seconds of her touchin’ my tip
(That- That was really funny)
Candy cane on my hip
It go click-clack-boom like when she touch on my dick
(Hey guys, I made another dick joke)
Bring a check in, I’ma cash it
Christmas dinner, don't want raddish
She a bad bitch when she let me fuckin’ slap it
Got these hoes and they be dancin' to Juan the fuckin' Ketchum
Got these fuckin' mousetraps on my chimney, I’ma catch 'em, yuh
So now you know that my Christmas wasn't worth it
Got these xannies on the train, The Polar Express to Polar Summit
'Cause I'm, high as fuck on The Polar Express
I got her churros and espresso now she show me the chest, ayy

[Verse 3: Juan Ketchum]
Damn, at the mall
Buy up all the toys, all the games, yeah, they gone
I be feelin' gifted when I'm giftin' what I rob
Got a hundred presents, I present it to my dogs
Holly jolly rocket launcher, shoot a missile at your toes
He look similar to Rudolph with a laser on his nose
It be snowin' hella bullets if you fakin' on the bros
Egg is noggin', I toboggan in a puffer when it's cold, uh
We too naughty wit' it, we finna body this shit
I took an elevator straight up from the lobby for this
I got Bacardi to sip, you got a party to miss
I'm not a reindeer but I'm Blitzen with ya' shawty lil' bitch, I'm talkin'