Malcolm in the Middle

[Intro: Sperm Bank Instructions sample]
“The best sperm collections are produced 48 to 72 hours after the last ejaculation. This is when the highest levels of sperm are collected. So-”

[Hook: Young Nut]
I got that mid like I’m Malcolm, I hit it
I never gave a fuck, I’m riding ‘round windows tinted
And now I got the nut-stained seats in my whip
I’mma make it quick
Got 150 on my dick
I’m the shit
I got that mid like I’m Malcolm, I hit it
I never gave a fuck, I’m riding ‘round windows tinted
And now I got the nut-stained seats in my whip
I’mma make it quick
Got 150 on my dick
I’m the shit
C’mon

[Verse 1: Young Nut]
I got that mid pack, that mid pack
So baby if you want it you can get that, come get that
Pull up I’m in my new hat, now every time I hit that, I sit back and think
A lot on my mind, I’m tryna make some time
You never paid attention
I never made a dime
Fast forward ‘couple years, I’m getting paid to rhyme
I was feeling cocky for a minute
And now I feel like Malcolm with the way that I’ve been winning
I’m in it

[Hook: Young Nut]
I got that mid like I’m Malcolm, I hit it
I never gave a fuck, I’m riding ‘round windows tinted
And now I got the nut-stained seats in my whip
I’mma make it quick
Got 150 on my dick
I’m the shit
I got that mid like I’m Malcolm, I hit it
I never gave a fuck, I’m riding ‘round windows tinted
And now I got the nut-stained seats in my whip
I’mma make it quick
Got 150 on my dick
I’m the shit
C’mon

[Verse 2: Lil QWERTY]

I got that mid pack, that mid pack
That shit that when you juug, you fuck around and bring that shit back
“That hit gave me a migraine, I thought it’s supposed to fix that?”
Chillin’ with my nephew sending Tik-Toks on Kik app
This that, this that, this that, this that jizz rap
Strictly-for-the-kids rap
Raised on incognito mode, I’m in my room, I need a moment
All this shit is cyclical, I’m coming up, I peep the motion
All this shit I’m bumping, bitch, I’m coming up on P!NK and Ocean
Yeah I’m keeping lotion, keep it low though, need to know shit
Rock on beats with Cameron, beats from Eli, beats with Colter
Watching Lindsay Lohan bugging on the Mykonos shit
All the homies I done dapped, that’s keeping me in motion
All love, tell ‘em it’s all love
But could you show me that without grippin’ the balls, bruv?
Troll Mob Actions
We gon’ keep rapping
Y’all post captions
Blao

[Outro: Sperm Bank Instructions sample]
“This section will help you understand what you can expect if you decide to bank your sperm.”