Makin’ Whoopee

[Intro: Instrumental]

[Verse 1]
Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
While makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he
Answers twice
It's really killin' that he's so willin'
To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
And think what a year can bring

He's washin' dishes and
Baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
But don't forget folks
That's what you get folks
For makin' whoopee, whoopee

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2]
Now he doesn't make much
Money, no
Only five thousand per
But some judge who thinks
He's funny
Says you'll pay six to her

He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"
The judge says, "Son right, right into jail"
You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper
Than making whoopee
Whoopee, whoopee