Makin’ Whoopee

[Verse 1]
Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee

[Verse 2]
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
It's really killin' the boy's so willin'
To make some whoopee

[Bridge]
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture that same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring

[Verse 3]
Ah, you know, he's washin dishes, baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
But don't forgеt folks
That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee

[Bridge]
He doesn't makе much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says, "You'll pay six to her"

[Verse 4]
He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"
The judge says, "Budge, right into jail
You'd better keep her, you know I think it's cheaper
Than making whoopee"

[Outro]
But don't forget folks
That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee, whoopee, whoopee
Don't forget folks
That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee