MAKE POOP (COVER)

[Intro]
Ah
Hahaha- ha-ha-ha...

[Chorus]
Make poop
Everybody in the club wanna make poop
Everybody in their car wanna make poop
Everybody going on a date make poop
Everybody running late just make poop

[Verse 1]
When you're dodging traffic 'cause you gotta take a dump
No matter how good you drive, you'll always hit a bump
But you will get home, now, sooner or later
But cross your fingers that you have toilet paper
If you gotta shit and you're stuck in traffic
Your palms will sweat and your ass will twitch (Hnn-)
Ain't that a bitch?
If it starts to come out, just give your cheeks a pinch
Pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinch-poop-poop
Have you ever had to take a shit at a zoo?
Maybe at school? Maybe in a pool?
Sometimes, I have to take a shit in the drive thru
Ooh!
Make poop
This song goes out to the truckers
Man, I feel bad for all you motherfuckers!

[Chorus]
Make poop
The people who like jumping out a plane make poop
The people who get stuck in the rain make poop
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, make poop
Everybody just need to make poop

[Verse 2]
All the girlies do it, like Britney Spears
Pushing out a nutty-butty, face full of tears
Mr. T has problems with his colon
'Cause every time he shits, it looks like Gary Coleman
Whenever you go and take a crap
Do you ever turn around and take a look back?
Do you shit before you pee?
Sometimes, I pee before I poop, and when I poop, I pee freely
If this song makes you feel weird, make poop
Who cares about the other people? Just make poop
Everybody has a butthole, make poop
If someone gets mad, tell them they make poop

[Interlude]
That's it! I haven't heard enough people out there
Talking about making poop! So what am I going to do?
Hahahahahahaha
Make poop again!

[Chorus]
Make poop
The people who like smelling their own fart make poop
The people who think shitting is an art make poop
The people who like riding on a bike make poop
Shitting is a part of life, just make poop

[Verse 3]
When you're at a party and you see somebody hot
They walk your way, but your stomach does a knot
They grab your hand for you to dance
When you get to the floor, you shit your pants
And it runs down your leg and into your shoe
The music stops 'cause it smells like poop
Whatcha gonna do?
You run to the bathroom with your dingle-berry stew
Sweaty, slimy, sticky, smelly — "Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
You run to the back and the bathroom's locked
Your body gets hotter 'cause your ass won't shut
Remember: when you're out of toilet paper, use a sock
Ooh!
I'm Mr. Safety, but my real name is Cory
Believe it or not, I make poop every morning

[Chorus]
Make poop
The people in the USA make poop
The people who live- make poop
The people in the country of Europe make poop
Everybody around the world just make poop

[Verse 4]
All the Asian people do it, like Bruce Lee
Shitting out a milky way running up a tree
African people do it with a beat
One time, I almost shit myself riding in my Jeep
'Cause I'm just a stupid white boy
I think it's funny when people get annoyed
Wha'? Does this song make you sick?
I'll pull down my pants so you can suck my dick
People with a shallow mind aren't worth pleasing
'Cause everything I do, it's always done for a reason
And it's never the season for misbelieving
So be open with yourself, because that's who you must believe in

[Outro]
Make poop
Make poop!