Make Me a Sandwich

[Intro: Donnie Menace]
You got the mind of a pussy so you don't brainfart you brainqueef
Hahahaha

[Verse 1: Donnie Menace]
Ask around, I leave pussy ripped like a flesh wound
Chances are yo bitch has been in my bedroom
All these photoshopped picture bitches are ridiculous
Too quick to get the dick then on Facebook they're innocent
It don't ever end, talk is cheap, but vagina speaks
And don't expect respect and for sex on the first night we meet
Hoes are a sight to see, just cause you fuck a nigga Then cook 'em chicken doesn't make you a housеwife to me
Bitch, talk all you want but on the low I know you want mе
And you're gonna call me as soon as you get alone and horny
But some of y'all are worn out and pussyholes are sorry
If I wanted roast beef, then I would fucking go to Arby's
I stay with hoes up on me, y'all kinds of bitches
Even shallow bitches that'll swallow jism for some concert tickets
I wanna tat a middle finger on my fucking dick, so when I fuck a bitch I'm actually saying "fuck a bitch"

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, make me a sandwich then blow my dick
You'll get soaked in jizz every time I'm gonna come through
I'm not gonna love you, I just wanna fuck you
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, make me a sandwich then blow my dick
You'll get soaked in jizz every time I'm gonna come through
I'm not gonna love you, I just wanna fuck you

[Verse 2: James Joyce]
(Fuck you bitch)
Got the whole place stuck
Did you fall from heaven? Cause the impact fucked your face up
Laughing over the fact you ain't acting half as sober as I am when you ain't drinking
Take a pour when I pass the doja
Think I'm casting over
You're a retard, said you ain't into this kind of kink, I'm sure that you are
Cause aside from getting torn at the bar an informant of ours said he saw you did some porn in the car
Ha, take it easy, I ain't judging
Old James cared, new James doesn't
Talking how real men come and go by
Just give me top and I'll leave, I'll cum and go bye
Scummy shit, take it a notch back
I could be classy as a monocle and top-hat
Got hoes on my dick like a jockstrap
Could treat a good woman right, but you're not that

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, make me a sandwich then blow my dick
You'll get soaked in jizz every time I'm gonna come through
I'm not gonna love you, I just wanna fuck you
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, make me a sandwich then blow my dick
You'll get soaked in jizz every time I'm gonna come through
I'm not gonna love you, I just wanna fuck you

[Verse 3: White Cheddar]
How all the pussy bitches love that shit
But your average female is a dumbass trick
How the hell you gonna go and give it up that quick, but want love and respect?
Fuck that shit
It don't take a bloodhound to smell a dirty cunt
You and your homegirls are a thirsty bunch
Straight bullshitting, putting on the worst of fronts
Like we believe that you've only caught herpes once
Acting like it ain't your fault when you the one that caught it
The walk of shame is a bitch when you the one to walk it
Put a ring on it, naw, put a rubber on it
Who the fuck would buy you a ring? You're just gonna pawn it
Fake tan, fake ass, fake tits, fake hair
I don't wanna hear about how it ain't fair
Y'all the reason some high-schools offer daycare
What happen behind closed doors don't always stay there

[Chorus: Donnie Menace]
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, make me a sandwich then blow my dick
You'll get soaked in jizz every time I'm gonna come through
I'm not gonna love you, I just wanna fuck you
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, make me a sandwich then blow my dick
You'll get soaked in jizz every time I'm gonna come through
I'm not gonna love you, I just wanna fuck you

[Outro]
So I'm wrong, so I'm messed up
Well which one of us is the one missing a bitch
You don't see me running around looking for a bitch
I know where all of my bitches are, thank you very much
Bitch where you at?
I'm out here getting yo money
That's what the hell I thought, thank you grandma