Maine

Relaxing on my hands and knees, relaxing on my face
Reclining in the bear trap of its tender, warm embrace
Glazed with coniferous green
Glazed with excitement and dread
Exhausted from oversleep
Awake but still in bed
The shaving razor's rusty, but the sting brings you exactly back to

Maine is the world that went south
Maine is a punch in the mouth
Maine at the top of the chart
Has crushed my evil heart

Maine is the devil you know
Maine is the heaven below
Maine at the top of the chart
Has crushed my evil heart

I love you anyway (I love you anyway)
I promise there's no other state (There's no other state)
But only if you stay away (But only if you leave)
And leave me to my ugly state (Me to my ugly state)
And give me back my evil heart so I can see you as you aren't

Maine is the world that went south
Maine is a punch in the mouth
Maine at the top of the chart
Has crushed my evil heart

Maine is the poison you love
Maine is the hell from above
Maine at the top of the chart
Has crushed my evil heart