Madman

[Verse]
Well I used to smoke a big cigar
Ride around in a big flash car
Now I walk on my own two feet
Up and down the empty street

[Chorus]
And if I'm crying
Perhaps I'm sad
And if I'm smiling
Perhaps I'm mad

[Verse]
Worm hiding
Underneath the tree
With the grass and the falling leaves
Little head coming out of the ground
Wearing a smile and a frown

[Chorus]
And if he's crying
Perhaps he's sad
And if he's a-smiling
Perhaps he's mad

[Verse]
Well I walk along alone by the sea
Where the lovely Joseph was seen
People stop and they look at me
Maybe wondering, "Who's he?"

[Chorus]
And if I'm crying
Perhaps I'm sad
And if I'm smiling
Perhaps I'm mad