Madame Dracula

[Verse 1]
You went to St. Thomas and you pick up your bride
You went in the chapel, she was by your side
After you done married, you're feeling okay
Tell your wife to listen carefully to what people say

[Chorus]
When they see you madam walking up the street
People does stand up and watch down at she crooked feet
People would say she husband so spectacular
So everybody does call she
Madame Dracula

[Verse 2]
You went to St. Thomas, you carry Christo
Christo say your wedding was a pappy show
With so much old nigga and so much of bum
All you had to eat was roti
And all you had to drink was rum

[Chorus]
Then you bring the Yankee woman back to Trinidad
But none of your friends don't like shе
She too old and hard
People say shе husband nose perpendicular
So everybody does call she
Madame Dracula
That so, man

[Verse 3]
You went to St. Thomas, you playing a Lord
And you spend more money than you could afford
You leave the impression that you have some cash
Always fooling people, Boo Boo Man, you want a lash

[Chorus]
Whenever your madame talking, she mouth like a swamp
Frank Sinatra sing about she, say de lady is a tramp
People say she husband nose perpendicular
So everybody does call she
Madame Dracula

[Verse 4]
The day that you're married to this old maid
Well even the preacher and all was afraid
Your shirt out your trousers, your jacket so short
Like when you're appearing for thiefing fowl at the Police Court

[Chorus]
That's why the people ain't have no respect for your wife
And ah feel if she ain't leave you she wasting she life
I would say she husband nose perpendicular
And meh self will call she
Madame Dracula