Mad Random

[Decora]
Mad Random

Yeah do doo do do doo do shoo ba doo
Funny thing happened the other day
See someone asked me what’s the meaning of Bread and Oats
I said shit I don’t know
I came up with the name
And you showed up at the show
So the fact that you’re payin’ me means you connected with the flow
Cause I stood up on stage and you stood down on the floor
With your hands up
With your back towards the door
And then you asked for encore and I gave you some more
And someone asks me ‘can I buy it in stores’
I said stores do they have those anymore
She said of course they do
I said no they don’t
She said I’ll buy it tomorrow
I said no you won’t
She said why
I said well you askin all those questions
She walked away and learned a valuable lesson
Mad random

I’m mad random
Big bird
Mad random
Little bird
I’m mad random
Big bird
Mad random

I got a sense of humor it’s my sixth sense
I want to grow up and have a house with a picket fence
No I don’t
Who wants to have that
Paint it one week the next week you got to go back
Keep the house I’ll take the land paint the fence back
With a pitbull in the yard that don’t bark or attack
But you think he does
Because he’s a pitbull
Well we’ll just leave it at that
And while I’m at it I’ll get a cat
Or a lion or a tiger like Mike Tyson
Nah I don’t think so
That’s a lot of responsibility
And the nails grow long
And I don’t like tigers anyway
Why would you have a tiger
Now going back to the song
I’m mad random
I’m mad random
Doo do doo dad ooo
Doo do doo doo
I’m mad random
Big bird
I’m mad random
Paper mache
Do doo mad random
Doo do doo doot

Yeah yeah check check

I feel deserted I’m nervous I’m the only one that heard it
Shot it the gun the gun that practically murdered our culture
When you got beef you don’t ask for the-

I’m mad random