Mad Dummy (Undertale) vs Casper the Friendly Ghost - Rap Battle! - [feat. LittleFlecks]

[Verse#1 Casper - VA:littleflecks]
Hey it’s C-C-C-Casper the friendly ghost!
When I’m r-r-rapping at ya I bring the d-d-deadly roasts (uh yeah)
I’ve dealt with vast tons of phantoms, that’s fandoms worse than ya
I’m so sick of these angry ghosts I’ve got Ph-Phasmophobia (yeah)

It’s like a graveyard when I’m - hanging with you
‘Cus ya - open your mouth and all I hear are great boos
I see why you’re so rude, dude! Your whole job is to get slapped
So get clapped! Try to switch your style and go boom

I made my feats by acting wholesome! Please, they know I’m the best
You made a scene for some fiend to come punch some holes in your chest
So please twit give it a rest, you’re leaving me in stitches
I’m convinced you’re so pissed just because you get no b-b-bitches

[Verse#1 Mad Dummy - VA:MidgeChamp]
(nyagh!)
Silence! Silence! SILENCE!
You and your horrid sound are turning my knives and I all straight to
VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE!
And so I’ll save the track with my signature avantage
NOT HAVING TO DUET WITH FUCKING TWATS WHO RAP SO GARBAGE

When I strike you off the map, call you W. D. Casper
Yessire I’m THE rapper! And I’d rather bleed some kid instead
Than battle some stinking carebear except if it was FUCKING DEAD

You’re messing with the king of Waterfall, it’s over bitch
I’ll send this Casper packing his wack ass back to the orphanage
I’d like to see you win this battle with “good vibes” you wiener
Buddy, all you do is SUCK and yet you’re still afraid of vacuum cleaners?

[Verse#2 Casper - VA:littleflecks]
You must be mad, Dummy! If you’ve tricked yourself into thinking that’s ace
You’ve made a nasty mistake but you’re used to attacks blowing up in your face
You left your shots ~ fired! And bud if you’re thinking that that’s sad
I turned my back and you rapped bad! Uhh I thought you mastered the backstab

What kind of self loathing weirdo seeks beef with kids, huh?
Still got your ass cooked, call that Lilo and Stitched-Up
That just ain’t it, bud! But sure taught you a lesson
Why don’t you go and pick your next fights at a therapy session (freak)

You’re just forgettable, chief! Won’t need to play your game to tell that I’m iller
I see why a dummy who’s nothing but stuffing’s whole segment would only be filler
You’re dropping just fluff on the beat (sheesh) that’s why all your disses have been stuffer, please
And yet you soyrage when you suffer defeat! Your talent’s more fit on a Reddit board, neek

[Verse#2 Mad Dummy - VA:MidgeChamp]
“Wahhhh”
“My parents are dead! Oh boo hoo hoo”
You can cut the fucking shtick because I see through you
Go rub your bald head for luck, I’ll leave you dunkideed on
Because the only blows you’re dropping are theatrical bombs

What kind of name is the ‘friendly ghost’? Kid I might cry
You’re in the after-life and STILL a fucking ‘nice guy’
Well fucking nice try! But now you’re outta luck (what)
I’m about to cross the barrier of GIVING A FUCK

HORRID! Are all your ghastly tunes
SHOCKING! Are the nasty lines I’ve spat at you
MOURNING! Of which there was none when you died, dude
Someone tell the neighbourhood, I just fucking killed Caillou