Mad Battle Rapper Pt. 1 R.I.P. Captain O’Neal

[Waiter] Hey yo Sam don’t that look like the MOOK nigga right there man?
[Man #2] What Mook? Smack DVD Mook?
[Waiter] Yeah man... the Ryan Howard- looking nigga man
The battle rapper looking nigga man
[Man #2] The funny face nigga with [stutters]
That Mook?
[Waiter] Listen man [?] I got this nigga man

[Waiter] Good evening ladies and gentlemen may I take your order?
[Murder Mook] Yeah... Um... I would like the... uhh, the lamb chops with the uhh, steamed vegetables and she gon have whatever she having
[Woman] I'm gonna have the Shrimp Panang
[Waiter] Alright so that the um... lamb chops with the steamed vegetable and she'll be having the shrimp panang

[Woman] hhmmhhm
[Mook] Yep yep
[Waiter] Alright then I'll be back with your order later
[Mook] Ok then, no problem, no problem
[waiter] And um... excuse me, let me ask you another question. Um... Do you need some water
[Mook] Naah, naah. I'm good
[waiter] You [stutters] You [?] for the border
[Mook] What??
[Waiter] I'll put so many plates on this table, this shit look like a hoarder
[Mook] What??
[Waiter] Man I'll put clips, pop, shit, drops, shrimp alfredo nigga... I'm Mark anthony nigga. What the fuck I look like, J. Lo?
[Mook in the background] What are you doing? What the fuck is going on? Hold up [x4]
[Waiter in the background] Nigga this is Harlem
[Mook] Baby, Baby let's get outa here. Aite, aite fam... let’s get outa here

[Man #2] Yow you got at that nigga though son?
[Waiter] Man I just killed that nigga man… word to these dinner plates man
[Man #2] Had to roast that nigga man
[Waiter] Man, like a turkey on thanksgiving

[Mook] Welcome to my life